Monday’s mean tour announcements and what better way to start than with the madness that comes care of the band Steel Panther. Take a look at the full press release and dates as the band reveals their “Heavy Metal Rules” headlining tour.
The Press Release:
Hide your women, children and your pets!!! California’s greatest export and medical marvels Steel Panther are heading out on a national headline tour of the United States. The tour, called the Heavy Metal Rules Tour, kicks off in early October and runs through mid-December. The tour will be in support of the band’s recently announced 5th studio album Heavy Metal Rules. The 27-date trek will make stops in markets such as Orlando, FL; Boston, MA; New York, NY; Detroit, MI; and Chicago, IL to name a few. Steel Panther live is always the ultimate party and has developed them a loyal fanbase around the globe. Public on sale for all shows is July 19th and more information on all shows can be found at: https://www.steelpantherrocks.com/pages/tour.
The new album Heavy Metal Rules is scheduled for release on September 27th. The Viagra loving, hard-partying foursome comprised of Michael Starr on vocals, Satchel on guitars, Lexxi Foxx on bass and Stix Zadinia have created the heavy metal version of a self-help manual and ultimate party album combined. The new album is available for pre-order in various bundle configuration here: https://lnk.to/HeavyMetalRules. The video for the first single “All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight)” was shot in Las Vegas and features cameos from numerous celebrities from music, comedy, YouTube and more. The video can be seen here: https://youtu.be/JpyVMzaBqzQ.
The track listing for Heavy Metal Rules is:
1) Zebraman
2) All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight)
3) Let’s Get High Tonight
4) Always Gonna Be A Ho
5) I’m Not Your Bitch
6) Fuck Everybody
7) Heavy Metal Rules
8) Sneaky Little Bitch
9) Gods Of Pussy
10) I Ain’t Buying What You’re Selling
L to R: Stix Zadinia, Michael Starr, Lexxi Foxx, Satchel (Photo by: David Jackson)
ABOUT STEEL PANTHER: For the uninitiated, Steel Panther was formed in 2000 and is comprised of Michael Starr (lead singer), Satchel (guitarist), Lexxi Foxx (bass) and Stix Zadinia (drums). Hailing from Los Angeles, the epicenter for rock n’ roll in all its debauchery and glamour, Steel Panther has established themselves as the world’s premier party band, melding hard rock virtuosity with parody and criminally good looks. Steel Panther is a global phenomenon with four full-length albums, touring across the world, platinum-level You Tube status and high-profile television appearances such as Jimmy Kimmel Live, Larry King Now, and FOX NFL Sunday.
Rolling Stone avowed, “There’s a reason Steel Panther have transcended their origins as a cover band playing the Sunset Strip,” while Metal Sucks declared, Steel Panther’s concept is genius…their songwriting is…preposterously snappy – and relatable.”
The Tour Dates:
Sep-26: Los Angeles, CA @ Whisky A Go Go (Album Release Show)
Oct-8: Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen
Oct-9: St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Live
Oct-11: Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ ulture Room
Oct-12: Orlando, FL @ The Plaza Live
Oct-13: Atlanta, GA @ Buckhead Theatre
Oct-15: Richmond, VA @ The National
Oct-16: Philadelphia, PA @ TLA
Oct-18: Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore
Oct-19: Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance Theater
Oct-20: Portland, ME @ State Theatre
Nov-24: Boston, MA @ House of Blues
Nov-26: New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
Nov-27: New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
Nov-29: Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian Room at Old National Centre
Nov-30: Grand Rapids, MI @ 20 Monroe Live
Dec-2: Toronto, ON @ REBEL
Dec-3: Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues
Dec-4: Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart’s
Dec-6: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
Dec-7: Detroit, MI @ The Fillmore
Dec-8: Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
Dec-10: Madison, WI @ The Sylvee
Dec-11: St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
Dec-13: Wichita, KS @ The Cotillion
Dec-14: Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
Dec-15: Kansas City, MO @ Arvest Bank Theatre at the Midland
Dec-22: Suquamish, WA @ Clearwater Casino
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PiercingMetal Thoughts: The fall of 2019 is surely going to be loaded with things to do as we have an appearance by the Misfits, a final NYC appearance by the legendary Slayer and now two nights of sex-crazed mania thanks to Steel Panther. I love Gramercy Theatre and my guess on the two nights is based on the “Closed For Renovation” that is going on over at Irving Plaza (discussed HERE). What do you readers think about this tour? Chime in down below in the comments and I shall see you again soon.
Official Website: http://www.steelpantherrocks.com